Views: 780
Posted: 05/09/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 6,452
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,729
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,653
Nick DiPaolo - Cancun Vacation
Nick DiPaolo loaded up on jalapeno dip and chili before he went parasailing.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), travel (249)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 352
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,729
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (789), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 3,427
Nick DiPaolo - Rap Music
They call scratching an art form.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), music (381)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 457
Nick DiPaolo - Homeless People
Homeless people can sleep with a broken Heineken bottle and a brick on their head.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), New York City (303)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,177
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 524
Dan Naturman - Weird Families
When you're a little kid, you never realize you're family's weird because they're all you know.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 305
Alonzo Bodden - Women Trouble
Women ask men questions that are impossible to answer, like "Do you remember?"
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,227
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 495
Nick DiPaolo - Drive-By Shootings
We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), crime (256), violence (196)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 214
