Nick and his wife fight about money.
Nick doesn't miss the sights and sounds of New York City.
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Nick doesn't like diversity.
Nick was not shocked when the pope died.
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Nick forgets the combination to his button fly jeans.