We're trying to ban smoking in public places, but we're doing nothing about drive-by shootings.
Filed under: Nick DiPaolo (60), crime (256), violence (196)
Views: 214
Posted: 05/09/2002
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 6,452
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,729
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 3,653
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 496
Greer Barnes - Los Angeles
First Lady Barbara Bush is a pot head.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 2,615
Greg Proops - Mexican Food
Hollywood is the literacy capital of the world.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,115
Colin Quinn - Quit Smoking
Colin quit smoking 18 days ago.
Tags: Colin Quinn (7), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 851
Greg Proops - Different Places
People in New York aren't rude, they're just busy.
Tags: Greg Proops (6), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/18/99
Views: 1,200
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 524
Sandra Bernhard - Men in Uniform
The cops in Los Angeles are cruel.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), gay/homosexual (283)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 172
Greer Barnes - Marijuana
Alcohol makes you more violent than marijuana.
Tags: Greer Barnes (11), imitations (789), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 5,441
Reggie McFadden - At the Club
If you smell crack in the air, the party is over.
Tags: Reggie McFadden (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 12/14/98
Views: 476
Dave Mordal - Smoked Out
Pretty soon, Dave will have to pretend to smoke pot if he wants a cigarette.
Tags: Dave Mordal (2), drugs (377), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 1,159
