If you want to lose weight, get food poisoning twice a year.
Views: 3,213
Posted: 12/08/2002
Nick DiPaolo - The Pope
Nick was not shocked when the pope died.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,827
Nick DiPaolo - Plastic Surgery
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), health (644)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,960
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), alcohol (511)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 8,771
Nick DiPaolo - Westchester
Nick doesn't miss the sights and sounds of New York City.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 1,963
Nick DiPaolo - Spending Money
Nick and his wife fight about money.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 5,858
Nick DiPaolo - Diversity
Nick doesn't like diversity.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 3,465
Nick DiPaolo - Marriage
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 9,838
Nick DiPaolo - Trying to Get Pregnant
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 4,137
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 3,027
Nick DiPaolo - Jeans Shopping
Nick forgets the combination to his button fly jeans.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), alcohol (511), fashion (233)
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,492
Nick DiPaolo - Obese People
Only in this country are obese people considered disabled.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,194
Nick DiPaolo - Cell Phones
Nick wants the "Friends and Family With Matching Bone Marrow" plan.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), health (644), technology (224)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 3,702
Nick DiPaolo - Food Poisoning
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 3,027
Nick DiPaolo - Good Service
From hotels to The Gap, nobody gives a crap anymore.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 4,067
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 1,149
Nick DiPaolo - Hotels
Eight out of 10 dentists recommend a Zagnut bar before bed.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 959
Joey Kola - Life is Short
If Joey wants to eat chocolate, he's going to eat chocolate.
Tags: Joey Kola (11), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 07/10/03
Views: 937
Loni Love - Skinny People
Skinny people should leave fat people alone.
Tags: Loni Love (17), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 5,112
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 1,932
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
