Nick and his wife fight about money.
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Nick doesn't miss the sights and sounds of New York City.
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Nick doesn't like diversity.
Nick was not shocked when the pope died.
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.