Nick and his wife fight about money.
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Nick's wife wants to get pregnant and doesn't want him involved.
Nick doesn't miss the sights and sounds of New York City.
People should get plastic surgery on their necks, too.
Nick can't get used to his wife naming all his stuff.
Nick doesn't like diversity.
To stay in shape, make sure to get food poisoning a few times a year.
Nick forgets the combination to his button fly jeans.