I want to check my phone so badly!
When I was drinking I thought I had a shot.
I love when they call actors bad boys.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
There's sex in your face all the time.
How does the 28-year-old virgin do it?
It's the perfect drink -- if you're batman.
I think about sex a lot. A lot.
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.