We are over-stimulated as a nation.
I love when they call actors bad boys.
When you say "no," alcohol says, "you sure?"
There's sex in your face all the time.
I'm not getting smarter about women.
When I was drinking I thought I had a shot.
It's the perfect drink -- if you're batman.
How does the 28-year-old virgin do it?
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
It's not the woman's responsibility to have big breasts.