At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
It sucks to date a bitch.
It's not that Eddie doesn't make money doing stand-up; he just doesn't know where it goes.
Judah once saw a homeless man who was eating napkins.
It's important to put a face to the voice when it comes to debt collectors.
There should be a crack track.
God is passive aggressive.
Danny Bevins is amazed at how people treat the homeless.
Parents sometimes give strange advice when they leave the house.
Willie has no sympathy for the homeless.
