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Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon

Pat Dixon
Audiences across the country have enjoyed Pat Dixon's fluid stage manner, dry delivery and boldly...
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1 - 7 of 7 Pat Dixon Videos
Heroin Junkie (2:58)

Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.

Posted: 04/13/2006 Views: 3055
Depressed Clothes (3:37)

Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.

Posted: 04/13/2006 Views: 4110
Catholics (5:20)

Catholics are like Ghostbusters.

Posted: 04/13/2006 Views: 3245
Blow Up Doll (3:01)

Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.

Posted: 04/13/2006 Views: 3843
Science (5:02)

Men can't multitask, but they're sane.

Posted: 04/13/2006 Views: 3261
Midget Strippers (1:44)

Why don't you ever see midget strippers?

Posted: 01/15/2004 Views: 2698
Less Desirable Men (1:43)

Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.

Posted: 01/15/2004 Views: 2818
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Pat Dixon: Engagement
I think the best part of any relationship is the engagement because you're like, 'I want to spend the rest of my life with you, but not yet.'
 

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