Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Views: 3,769
Posted: 04/13/2006
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 2,960
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,148
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,023
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,067
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (748), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,633
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,743
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,067
Nick DiPaolo - Girlfriend's Dildo
The only word Nick DiPaolo wants to hear after climaxing is "goodbye."
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 06/02/02
Views: 7,167
Gene Pompa - Three-Way
USA Today reports that a man's number one fantasy is to be with two women at once.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 3,574
Chelsea Handler - Birthday Vibrations
All you need is one good vibrator.
Tags: Chelsea Handler (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 28,046
Rene Hicks - Breastfeeding
Breastfeeding is natural.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 12/17/00
Views: 2,396
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 2
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 2,960
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,023
Al Jackson - Erecticle Dysfunction
What can brown do for you?
Tags: Al Jackson (18), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 02/18/11
Views: 3,315
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
