Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Views: 4,117
Posted: 04/13/2006
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), religion (404)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,256
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,068
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,853
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,284
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,704
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,830
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), ethnic (870), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,830
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,284
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,853
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 974
Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 1,618
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,068
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 28,383
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 29,423
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 5,473
Robert Kelly - Awful Sex
Robert used to be good at sex.
Tags: Robert Kelly (15), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 7,571
