Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
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Views: 1,300
Posted: 04/13/2006
Weekly Evil - Six Reasons Alaska is Evil
We keep it away from the other states.
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Posted: 09/19/08
Views: 73,826
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,834
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,552
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,383
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,145
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,111
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 502
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 502
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,111
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,834
Jeff Stilson - Marriage
Marriage is clearly an institution that favors men.
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Posted: 05/22/03
Views: 363
Tom Rhodes - Permanent Damage
If on a first date you're asked what kind of drugs you like, there will probably be trouble later.
Tags: Tom Rhodes (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/05/01
Views: 432
Corey Holcomb - Five Girlfriends
Corey lets ladies in on every man's five girlfriends.
Tags: Corey Holcomb (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 12,353
Steve McGrew - Animal Sex
Animals know how to have good sex.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 13,017
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
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Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 2,407
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,145
Steve McGrew - All Gut, No Butt
If you can't fix something with duct tape, then it's broke.
Tags: Steve McGrew (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/24/04
Views: 3,328
