Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Views: 2,744
Posted: 01/15/2004
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,068
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,769
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,025
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), religion (400)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,149
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), dating (779)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 2,965
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (748), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,635
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1191)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 4,025
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (748), drugs (492)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 2,635
Pat Dixon - Science
Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 3,068
Eric Kornfeld - Your Hair and Your Gut
Being fat and bald are not long-term goals for any man.
Tags: Eric Kornfeld (2), Premium Blend (748), health (644)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 707
Jessi Klein - Co-Workers
A co-worker told Jessi that she looks like Anne Frank.
Tags: Jessi Klein (13), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/08/04
Views: 7,565
Bobby Slayton - Where's Moe?
The "Moe" cut is very popular in China.
Tags: Bobby Slayton (5), men/women (1143), ethnic (867)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,700
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
Tags: ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 9,050
Adam Growe - Questions
Adam's wife knows all the answers.
Tags: Adam Growe (2), kids (809), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 691
Cory Kahaney - Catering
Bitter, divorced, single mothers should not manage wedding catering.
Tags: Cory Kahaney (13), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 3,955
Tracy Esposito - Pass for Jewish
Tracy Esposito can probably pass for Jewish.
