Men can't multitask, but they're sane.
Filed under: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Views: 1,111
Posted: 04/13/2006
Weekly Evil - Six Reasons Alaska is Evil
We keep it away from the other states.
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Posted: 09/19/08
Views: 73,826
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,834
Pat Dixon - Midget Strippers
Why don't you ever see midget strippers?
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 1,552
Pat Dixon - Catholics
Catholics are like Ghostbusters.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), religion (341)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,383
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,300
Pat Dixon - Heroin Junkie
Don't ever fall in love with a heroin junkie.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,145
Pat Dixon - Less Desirable Men
Pat would have to look under an interstate off-ramp to find a man less desirable than himself.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Premium Blend (749), ethnic (731)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 502
Alonzo Bodden - Women
In Seattle, they have rain; in L.A., they have fake boobs.
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 4,156
Pat Dixon - Blow Up Doll
Making love to an inflatable woman is a lot of fun the first time.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,834
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,805
Pat Dixon - Depressed Clothes
Pat's clothes quit washing themselves after his wife left.
Tags: Pat Dixon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/13/06
Views: 1,297
Maryellen Hooper - Makeup Tricks
There are makeup tricks to make your boobs look bigger.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (919), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 1,658
Jimmy Carr - Women's Problems
Women's problems end any conversation.
Tags: Jimmy Carr (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 3,595
Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber
Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.
Tags: Jimmy Pardo (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,209
DeRay - Clubs
If women look out for their single girlfriends.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 9,278
Rickey Smiley - Old Players
Rickey's stepdad set the old players against him.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 6,512
Carol Leifer - Lingerie
Lingerie is a rip-off.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 1,695
