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Patrice got his first real taste of stand-up at a place called Estelle's in Boston. He was heckling a comic, and the comic suggested maybe Patrice thought he could do better. Patrice did and the following week he went on stage at Estelle's and brought down the house. From there he went on to work at the Comedy Connection, then moved to working at most of the clubs in and around Boston, New England, and New York. Now, years later, Patrice has a wide range of comic tools

In one bit, Patrice, at 6'5'' and 300+ lbs., makes the audience hear and almost see the story of the eastern European gymnast quietly speaking of her difficult upbringing and training.

The Boston Globe said, "It is a hilarious piece made all the more so by the contradiction between Oneal's very visible presence and that of the young white girl he is playing."

Asked to whom he aspires, Patrice mentions only two names: George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Carlin for his distinct point of view and universal appeal; Pryor for his honesty, vulnerability and Personal revelation. Patrice has appeared on "The Late Show with Conan O'Brien" three times and was a regular on the very popular, Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn". He has also performed stand-up at both the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs and the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Additionally Patrice has Guest Starred on numerous Television Shows including FOX's critically acclaimed "Arrested Development" and NBC's "The... [MORE]

In one bit, Patrice, at 6'5'' and 300+ lbs., makes the audience hear and almost see the story of the eastern European gymnast quietly speaking of her difficult upbringing and training.

The Boston Globe said, "It is a hilarious piece made all the more so by the contradiction between Oneal's very visible presence and that of the young white girl he is playing."

Asked to whom he aspires, Patrice mentions only two names: George Carlin and Richard Pryor.

Carlin for his distinct point of view and universal appeal; Pryor for his honesty, vulnerability and Personal revelation. Patrice has appeared on "The Late Show with Conan O'Brien" three times and was a regular on the very popular, Comedy Central's "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn". He has also performed stand-up at both the prestigious Montreal Just For Laughs and the HBO U.S. Comedy Arts Festival in Aspen. Additionally Patrice has Guest Starred on numerous Television Shows including FOX's critically acclaimed "Arrested Development" and NBC's "The Office". He was also a series regular on FOX's drama, "The Jury". You can hear him voicing the animated shows "Shorties Watchin' Shorties" on Comedy Central and "O'Grady High" on "Noggin". Catch Patrice in the films "The 25th Hour" directed by Spike Lee, "In The Cut" with Meg Ryan and "Head Of State" with Chris Rock.

Patrice has also performed half hour specials on both Showtime and Comedy Central. Be sure to check out Patrice in his latest special, his own HBO "One Night Stand" half hour special airing late this summer. [LESS]

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Patrice O'Neal - Punking Canada

Dubya the crazy cracker

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Posted: 04/11/03
Views: 23,366

Patrice O'Neal - Killing Animals

Patrice loves animals

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Posted: 04/11/03
Views: 9,381

Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies

Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,951

Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart

White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,341

Patrice O'Neal - Being American

Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,750

Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific

Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,152

Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper

You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.

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Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,934

Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail

Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,887

Patrice O'Neal - AIDS

Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.

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Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,803

Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button

Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.

Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)

Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,699

Patrice O'Neal: Losing Weight

See, I've gotta lose weight now to stay alive, and that's not enough motivation for me.

Posted: 11/22/2001

Patrice O'Neal: The Mystery of the Thousand-Pound Man

Oh my God -- he's a thousand pounds! What happened?' He ate.

Posted: 11/22/2001

Patrice O'Neal: World Champs

We refer to our sports champions as 'World Champs,' and we don't play nobody else in the whole world.

Posted: 04/10/2003

Patrice O'Neal: Arrogant Traveler

I'm so arrogant, when I travel to other people's countries, I refer to them in their own country as 'foreigner.' I act like they visiting me.

Posted: 04/10/2003