It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Women age more like bread than wine.
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.