Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Views: 8,362
Posted: 12/08/2002
Patrice O'Neal - It's For You, Ladies
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,123
Patrice O'Neal - Harassment Discussion
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), men/women (1143), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,656
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Tastes Like Hope
Women age more like bread than wine.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), men/women (1143), marriage (539)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,748
Patrice O'Neal - Aging Sex Drives
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 10,743
Patrice O'Neal - Once a Month
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 8,681
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Bedroom Moves
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
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Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 33,324
Patrice O'Neal - Valuable Life
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), men/women (1143), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 109,591
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - It Depends
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), sex (1191), money (599)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 5,374
Patrice O'Neal - Dental Dams
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 14,256
Jay Mohr - Will You Be Visiting a Farm?
Why would customs ask that? What's on a Canadian farm?
Tags: animals (535), travel (294)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 6,087
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 11,543
Marsha Warfield - Hero
Pee-Wee Herman is a better man than Magic Johnson.
Tags: Marsha Warfield (4), sex (1191), men/women (1143)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,788
Patrice O'Neal - Thousand-Pound Man
How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Premium Blend (748), health (644)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 5,758
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 12,006
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1143)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 10,545
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 8,924
Bobby Collins - Cruise Ship
People on cruise ships are so fat they've given up walking.
Tags: Bobby Collins (1), imitations (847), stereotypes (439)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 8,997
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 7,370
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 8,152
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
