Patrice O'Neal gives acting directions on set for the promotion of "Elephant in the Room."
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
Once a woman goes to the bathroom in front of you, she will never leave you.
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.