Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Views: 3,750
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,949
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,339
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,150
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,934
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,884
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), ethnic (731), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,803
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,697
Vanessa Hollingshead - America
Americans rush to do nothing.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/26/04
Views: 2,267
Steve Marmel - America at War
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 721
Greg Giraldo - The Olympics
If you want to see how easy America has it compared to so many other countries, watch the Olympics.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), sports (238), news & politics (228)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 2,060
Greg Giraldo - $25 Million Reward for bin Laden
If bin Laden were in America with a $25 million reward on his head, people would turn themselves in.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 3,140
Arj Barker - Australia
Arj Barker explains the difference between American and Australian comforts.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 3,405
Kyle Grooms - Water
Kyle Grooms wishes he'd thought of bottled water.
Tags: Kyle Grooms (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 1,526
Kevin Nealon - State of the Union
Kevin Nealon thinks things in America are great.
Tags: Kevin Nealon (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), crime (256)
Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 1,211
Paul Gilmartin - Take No Chances
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Tags: Paul Gilmartin (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), stereotypes (389)
Posted: 05/27/04
Views: 620
Patton Oswalt - War
We're at war, apparently.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1803), news & politics (228)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,207
Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act
The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Comedy Central Presents (1803), news & politics (228)
Posted: 04/01/04
Views: 697
