Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
Views: 6,142
Posted: 04/10/2003
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Naughty Like That
Once a woman goes to the bathroom in front of you, she will never leave you.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 411
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Tastes Like Hope
Women age more like bread than wine.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), marriage (547)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 13,292
Patrice O'Neal - Valuable Life
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 110,248
Patrice O'Neal - Once a Month
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 9,077
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Bedroom Moves
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
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Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 33,747
Patrice O'Neal - Dental Dams
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 14,703
Patrice O'Neal - Harassment Discussion
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 13,131
Patrice O'Neal - Aging Sex Drives
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 11,205
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - It Depends
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), money (606)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 5,705
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Irreverent Behavior
Patrice O'Neal gives acting directions on set for the promotion of "Elephant in the Room."
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 311
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 9,101
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 10,880
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 8,321
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 11,750
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (719), growing up (512)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 16,169
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Naughty Like That
Once a woman goes to the bathroom in front of you, she will never leave you.
Tags: men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 0
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), terrorism (101)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 9,034
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 12,255
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2172), impressions (466)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,243
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 7,646
