Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Views: 820
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,949
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,339
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,746
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,150
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,932
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,884
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), ethnic (730), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,803
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,697
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,932
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,884
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,418
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,339
Lewis Black - Candy Corn
Every Halloween, people look at candy corn as if they had never seen it before.
Tags: food (550), growing up (423)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 5,733
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), impressions (238)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,540
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,150
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,949
Harland Williams - Getting Attacked by Animals
It's so humiliating to be attacked by a skunk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 2,809
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), imitations (787), ethnic (730)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 7,280
