Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Views: 4,951
Posted: 04/10/2003
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,341
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,750
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,152
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,934
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,887
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), ethnic (731), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,803
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,699
Maria Bamford - Standards of Beauty
It's hard in L.A., but where Maria Bamford's from, she's a goddess.
Tags: Maria Bamford (29), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 07/01/01
Views: 8,144
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,339
Drew Hastings - Farming
Believe it or not, I haven't farmed that long.
Tags: Drew Hastings (8), the Midwest (13),
Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 124,330
Rich Vos - New York Tough
Rich Vos didn't mention "New York" for the cheap applause.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 205
Daniel Tosh - The Troops
The troops should be able to drive to war.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (23), wars (114),
Posted: 06/17/07
Views: 175,022
Greg Fitzsimmons - Iowa
Greg Fitzsimmons hates Iowa.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148),
Posted: 11/03/04
Views: 1,422
Patrice O'Neal - Cher and Michael Jackson
Cher is being too hard on Michael Jackson.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), impressions (238)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 1,540
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,934
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,152
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,884
