Women age more like bread than wine.
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Once a woman goes to the bathroom in front of you, she will never leave you.
Patrice O'Neal gives acting directions on set for the promotion of "Elephant in the Room."
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.