Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Views: 10,597
Posted: 04/10/2003
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Naughty Like That
Once a woman goes to the bathroom in front of you, she will never leave you.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1147), food (712)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 17
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - It Depends
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1193), money (599)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 5,389
Patrice O'Neal - Dental Dams
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 14,283
Exclusive - Patrice O'Neal - Tastes Like Hope
Women age more like bread than wine.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1147), marriage (541)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,772
Patrice O'Neal - Valuable Life
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 109,622
Patrice O'Neal - Once a Month
If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 8,709
Patrice O'Neal - Harassment Discussion
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,679
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Bedroom Moves
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
Tags:
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 33,347
Uncensored - Patrice O'Neal - Irreverent Behavior
Patrice O'Neal gives acting directions on set for the promotion of "Elephant in the Room."
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 10
Patrice O'Neal - It's For You, Ladies
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 12,168
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 11,574
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 8,930
Patrice O'Neal - O.J. Simpson Verdict
The downfall of white guys is discussing the O.J. Simpson verdict.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 8,158
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 12,011
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 7,376
Pete Correale - Dangerous Dating
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
Tags: Pete Correale (8), men/women (1147), ethnic (867)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 19,655
Patrice O'Neal - Killing Food
Patrice O'Neal could kill a fish because it doesn't have eyebrows.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 5,862
Patrice O'Neal - Valuable Life
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (47), men/women (1147), lookin' good (475)
Posted: 02/22/11
Views: 109,622
Adam Ferrara - Apostle Paulie
Roman Catholics eat fish on Fridays because Apostle Paulie was in the fish business.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), ethnic (867), imitations (847)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 13,820
Bill Burr - White Unity
A black guy stuck in the subway doors makes it racial.
