How did a man get to be a thousand pounds? He ate.
Filed under: Patrice O'Neal (35), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Views: 1,142
Posted: 11/22/2001
Patrice O'Neal - Moment of Silence Crispies
Patrice O'Neal is waiting for the terrorists to attack another state.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), terrorism (90)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,951
Patrice O'Neal - Ass Chart
White girls used to be notorious for flat asses.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 4,341
Patrice O'Neal - Being American
Foreigners hate Americans because Americans don't know or care about other countries.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), travel (249)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,750
Patrice O'Neal - Ethnic Specific
Patrice O'Neal knows that he's a filthy racist.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 3,152
Patrice O'Neal - The Sniper
You don't hear much about the sniper anymore.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,934
Patrice O'Neal - Paper Trail
Patrice O'Neal collects receipts so that he always has an alibi.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,887
Patrice O'Neal - AIDS
Patrice wants the kind of AIDS that Magic Johnson has.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), ethnic (731), health (540)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 2,803
Patrice O'Neal - Hand on the Button
Patrice O'Neal thinks that President George W. Bush is crazy.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 04/10/03
Views: 2,699
Patrice O'Neal - Fist-Fight
Patrice O'Neal once got into a fight with an old Chinese lady who called him a fat snitch.
Tags: Patrice O'Neal (35), Premium Blend (749), money (471)
Posted: 11/22/01
Views: 996
Joe Starr - Surprise Colonoscopy
Joe Starr passed out during his colonoscopy.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (749), health (540)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,194
Joe Starr - Wrong Height
Joe Starr isn't fat, he's short.
Tags: Joe Starr (2), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 647
Paul Nardizzi - Radon Gas
Paul Nardizzi had to get rid of the radon in his house himself.
Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (540), storyteller (264)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,914
Sharon Houston - Fantasy Wedding
Weddings should be more like music videos.
Tags: Sharon Houston (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 10/11/01
Views: 3,993
Bob Marley - Water Slide
Bob plowed head-first into a woman stuck in the water slide.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Premium Blend (749), storyteller (264)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 2,144
Brian Regan - Stupid Things
Never assume a woman is pregnant just by looking at her.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), imitations (787), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,919
Brian Keith Etheridge - Word Choices
Everyone can agree that Brian is a jackass.
Tags: Brian Keith Etheridge (2), Premium Blend (749), storyteller (264)
Posted: 12/20/01
Views: 246
Prescott Tolk - Retail Clothing Stores
Prescott Tolk feels obligated to help people.
Tags: Prescott Tolk (2), Premium Blend (749), storyteller (264)
Posted: 02/09/06
Views: 1,641
Phil Palisoul - Amusement Parks
Phil only recently started riding roller coasters.
Tags: Phil Palisoul (2), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/24/00
Views: 312
