If Patrice O'Neal's nose bled every month he would kill himself.
God has turned Patrice O'Neal's horniness into creepiness.
Women age more like bread than wine.
Patrice O'Neal doesn't want to insult a woman; he'd rather get what she got.
It's unfair that Patrice O'Neal can't harass women in the work place.
No guy wants to cheat and hurt his woman.
Patrice O'Neal describes the Spiderman 1 and 2, the Poltergeist and the Dirty Turkey.
The value of a white woman is based on how long they would look for her if she was missing.
Patrice O'Neal discusses his p***y preferences.