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Patton Oswalt stars in Robert Siegel's feature film "Big Fan," which made its debut at Sundance in January 2009.

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Patton Oswalt stars in Robert Siegel's feature film "Big Fan," which made its debut at Sundance in January 2009.

As a comedian, Patton has released three TV specials and two critically acclaimed albums.

Currently a series regular on Showtime's "United States of Tara," Patton has also appeared as a guest star on "The Sarah Silverman Program" on Comedy Central and "Flight of the Conchords" on HBO. He is a regular contributor to "Countdown with Keith Olbermann," "Real Time with Bill Maher" and Lewis Black's "Root Of All Evil." Patton will next appear in Steven Soderbergh's feature film "The Informant."

Patton provided the voice for Remy, the rat, in Pixar's Oscar-winning "Ratatouille." He has appeared in more than 20 films, including "Magnolia," "Starsky and Hutch," "Observe and Report" and "Reno 911!: Miami." He also starred in "The Comedians of Comedy" tour, which was a critically acclaimed film, TV series and long-running tour.

Patton tours regularly as a headliner in both the United States and UK. A regular at music festivals like Bumbershoot, Bonnaroo, ComiCon and Coachella, he's also made the jump to theaters, and has performed or read at events by McSweeney's and The Hammer Museum in Los Angeles. Additionally, Patton has a bi-monthly show at the new Largo at the Coronet Theater in Los Angeles.

On TV, Patton played Spence on "The King of Queens" for nine seasons. He also appeared on "Seinfeld," "Reaper," "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" and "Tim and Eric's Awesome Show, Great Job!"

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Patton Oswalt - Fake Boundaries

Patton Oswalt breaches some fake boundaries.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 4,387

Patton Oswalt - Obituaries

Most obituary writers must be failed PR people.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 3,508

Patton Oswalt - Old Movies

Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.

Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1874), movies (226)

Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 22,871

Patton Oswalt - War

We're at war, apparently.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 1,328

Patton Oswalt - Amsterdam

For a minute, Patton Oswalt's life rocked.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 12,718

Patton Oswalt - Anne Frank House

Patton Oswalt gets thrown out of the Anne Frank house.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 8,472

Patton Oswalt - Easter Eggs

Brown eggs? That's our little prodigy.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 2,752

Patton Oswalt - Most Shocking

All medical videos are shocking.

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Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 4,888

Patton Oswalt Roasts

Patton Oswalt Roasts

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Patton Oswalt - Patton Roasts, pt. 2

Love in disguise.

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Patton Oswalt: If You Make It to 90

If you can take care of yourself and make it to 90, starting at age 90, every year, one law no longer applies to you. Now it starts off small: when...

Posted: 08/03/2006

Patton Oswalt: The Apocalypse

We're probably going to die in the f**king apocalypse, but you know what's kind of exciting about that is that if the apocalypse actually goes down...

Posted: 06/01/2004

Patton Oswalt: Hitting a Midget With a Stick

If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins.

Posted: 12/04/2004

Patton Oswalt: G-Rated Filth

To me, G-rated filth is so much creepier than just filth. If you're going to curse, like if you're going to say 'suck my d*ck' or 'f**k you,' just...

Posted: 08/03/2006

Patton Oswalt: Please Spell Check Porn E-Mails

Porn e-mailers: if you're out there -- I know there's eight of you here -- please spell check your porn emails before you spam me. I know that I'm...

Posted: 08/03/2006

Patton Oswalt: Makeover Shows

All these shows like 'I Want a Famous Face' and 'The Swan' -- basically what that is, is people go on national TV, and they tell America, 'I don't...

Posted: 12/15/2004

Patton Oswalt: Never Just Die of Cancer

In the obituaries, no one ever dies of cancer. People always give in after a valiant battle with cancer, or they throw in the towel after a...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: Obituary Fear

My other big obituary fear is, when I die, they'll have my picture, and they always have underneath it, in quotes, 'He loved to laugh.' Oh, he...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: If I Had Settled This Country

If I had settled this country, we'd all be dead right now. You'd be dead 'cause I would have been out there going, 'Oh, my inner child doesn't feel...

Posted: 09/03/1999

Patton Oswalt: New York vs. Amsterdam

It's really great to be in New York right now. This is a terrific city. But it does not hold a candle to Amsterdam. I went to Amsterdam last...

Posted: 09/03/1999

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