Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Patton shares his dark vision of the future, full of mutants and sad boys.
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
An exclusive backstage interview with Patton Oswalt.