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Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Stand-up comedian Patton Oswalt\'s videos, jokes, tour dates, and more on Comedy Central\'s Jokes.com
  • Starred in Robert Siegel's feature film "Big Fan," which made its debut at Sundance
  • Headliner for "The Comedians of Comedy" tour
  • Appeared in more than 20 films

31 - 40 of 46 Patton Oswalt Videos
Porn Spam (2:16)

Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.

Posted: 08/03/2006 Views: 16823
Dave Burbank (4:48)

Dave Burbank founds Burbank.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 3308
Sobering Up and Babies (3:21)

Patton details two annoying types of people.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 7019
Metal-Mania (3:38)

If you were a fan of 80s metal videos, you were, apparently, gay.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 9202
Liquor Ads (3:09)

Winos drink because it's Tuesday.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 7405
In Love (2:05)

There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 12729
Einstein's Food Poisoning (2:49)

Patton wants to do a film about Einstein's four hours on the toilet.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 13562
The Apocalypse (2:54)

George W. Bush wants to be the last president.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 15743
Man Without a Country (3:57)

Patton hates George W. Bush and hippies.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 10580
Dr. Pepper (5:03)

Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.

Posted: 12/04/2004 Views: 22264

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If I ever commit suicide, here's what I plan to do -- you can use this -- I'm gonna fling myself off the top of a skyscraper, but before I do, I'm gonna stuff my pockets with candy and gum. That way, when I smack into the sidewalk, I'll burst like th...
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