Patton Oswalt believes that sweatpants are a miracle.
Patton Oswalt doesn't know how smart he wants his daughter to be.
Patton Oswalt needs to lose some weight.
Patton Oswalt knows that a child's future is sealed in the spirit cave.
Patton Oswalt tries to reason why Jesus was given lunch powers.
Patton Oswalt knows why all his friends want him to move to New York City.
Patton Oswalt attempts to talk his way out of a parking ticket.
Patton Oswalt suggests a new title for every romantic comedy.
Movies portray gay characters as magical, intelligent quip machines.
Patton Oswalt explains that you don't have to respect the beliefs of others.