There's nothing worse than seeing a comedian in love.
Views: 12,729
Posted: 12/04/2004
Patton Oswalt - Unbroken Belt of Stink
Patton Oswalt believes that sweatpants are a miracle.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 4,215
Patton Oswalt - Crazy Pool
Patton Oswalt doesn't know how smart he wants his daughter to be.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,264
Patton Oswalt - Good for 90 Seconds
Patton Oswalt needs to lose some weight.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 4,285
Patton Oswalt - Spirit Cave
Patton Oswalt knows that a child's future is sealed in the spirit cave.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), animals (540)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 843
Patton Oswalt - Random Powers
Patton Oswalt tries to reason why Jesus was given lunch powers.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), religion (404)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 2,988
Patton Oswalt - Social Contract, A**holes
Patton Oswalt knows why all his friends want him to move to New York City.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), drugs (503), impressions (466)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,207
Patton Oswalt - Blurt Mode
Patton Oswalt attempts to talk his way out of a parking ticket.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), impressions (466), driving (336)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 869
Patton Oswalt - Trying to F**k
Patton Oswalt suggests a new title for every romantic comedy.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), dating (786)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,427
Patton Oswalt - Gay Best Friend
Movies portray gay characters as magical, intelligent quip machines.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), impressions (466), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 1,292
Patton Oswalt - Acknowledging Beliefs
Patton Oswalt explains that you don't have to respect the beliefs of others.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), marriage (547)
Posted: 04/21/12
Views: 2,409
Patton Oswalt - The Apocalypse
George W. Bush wants to be the last president.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), religion (404), death (314)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 15,743
Patton Oswalt - Metal-Mania
If you were a fan of 80s metal videos, you were, apparently, gay.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 9,202
Patton Oswalt - Liquor Ads
Winos drink because it's Tuesday.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), alcohol (516)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,405
Patton Oswalt - Facts About Midgets
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), sex (1202), ethnic (870)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 11,332
Patton Oswalt - Einstein's Food Poisoning
Patton wants to do a film about Einstein's four hours on the toilet.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), religion (404)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 13,562
Patton Oswalt - Sobering Up and Babies
Patton details two annoying types of people.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), kids (831), family (647)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,019
Patton Oswalt - Reality
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,497
Patton Oswalt - Man Without a Country
Patton hates George W. Bush and hippies.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), ethnic (870), money (606)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 10,580
Patton Oswalt - Dave Burbank
Dave Burbank founds Burbank.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), gay/homosexual (344), news & politics (234)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 3,308
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 22,264
