Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Patton shares his dark vision of the future, full of mutants and sad boys.
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
An exclusive backstage interview with Patton Oswalt.