If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Filed under: Patton Oswalt (33), Live at Gotham (343), aging (274)
Views: 10,440
Posted: 08/03/2006
Patton Oswalt - Star Wars
Darth Vader is a little kid and he's really sad.
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Posted: 09/29/07
Views: 136,372
Patton Oswalt - I Hate
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), health (540), technology (179)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 93,246
Patton Oswalt - B Word Fat
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), health (540), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 53,391
Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 33,401
DVD - Exclusive Patton Oswalt - The Year 2009
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (983), music (381)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 24,644
DVD Exclusive - Patton Oswalt - Jet Blue
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), storyteller (264), death (212)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 24,570
Patton Oswalt - Old Movies
Patton Oswalt hates watching old movies in L.A.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), Comedy Central Presents (1803), movies (221)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 22,710
Hannibal Buress - Cookies
What? You want a cookie or something?
Tags: Hannibal Buress (5), Live at Gotham (343), birthdays (16)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 45,655
Tommy Johnagin - Being a Pallbearer
Being a pallbearer's supposed to be an honor, but it's actually just heavy lifting.
Tags: Tommy Johnagin (8), family (582), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/10/06
Views: 2,314
Patton Oswalt - Porn Spam
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), sex (983), TV (384)
Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 9,097
Taylor Williamson - Racist Grandma
Taylor's grandmother won't come to his wedding if he marries a black woman, but she'll probably be dead by then.
Tags: Taylor Williamson (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 1,075
Myq Kaplan - Final Destination
We've gotta get out of here. This is gonna blow!
Tags: Myq Kaplan (2), Live at Gotham (343), death (212)
Posted: 05/27/08
Views: 8,927
Baron Vaughn - Cell Phone
I think this is the end, lol!
Tags: Baron Vaughn (11), Live at Gotham (343), death (212)
Posted: 06/13/08
Views: 81,753
Chris Porter - Condoms
Buying condoms at Costco is a proud moment.
Tags: Chris Porter (7), sex (983), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 08/24/06
Views: 7,449
Joe DeVito - Sex Noises
Joe DeVito tapes his neighbors having bad sex.
Tags: Joe DeVito (2), sex (983), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 2,888
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Tags: Geoff Keith (2), sex (983), alcohol (396)
Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,304
Doug Benson - Dead States
The 37 states that have not legalized medical marijuana are dead to Doug Benson.
Tags: Doug Benson (25), animals (439), drugs (377)
Posted: 11/19/09
Views: 5,819
