Patton Oswalt doesn't feel as angry as he used to.
If you went back in time to 1999, the ten-years-ago you would not believe how cool things are today.
Jet Blue understands how horrible air travel is, so they shove distractions down your throat.
Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.
Patton Oswalt's cell phone understands his capacity for hate all too well.
It's getting so that people can tell Patton's fat just by the way he pronounces "B" words.
If you live to be 90, you get a very special birthday present.
Porn spam is fine as long as it's spell checked.
An exclusive backstage interview with Patton Oswalt.