Paul F. Tompkins worked in retail past the point of no return.
Posted: 04/21/2012 Views: 4631Paul F. Tompkins often sees people on Hollywood Boulevard dressed up in movie character costumes.
Posted: 02/12/2010 Views: 18767If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
Posted: 02/12/2010 Views: 13337Paul Tompkins likes to humanize the characters in his stories.
Posted: 02/12/2010 Views: 6785You know what the number one topic of conversation among New Yorkers is? New York.
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 4261Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Posted: 11/06/2009 Views: 4401Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
Posted: 10/23/2009 Views: 2004The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
Posted: 03/13/2002 Views: 4510Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Posted: 03/13/2002 Views: 5798The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Posted: 03/13/2002 Views: 10530If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Posted: 03/13/2002 Views: 1723