Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Views: 4,170
Posted: 03/15/2007
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), technology (179)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,620
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,288
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,989
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,075
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,331
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,775
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,288
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,775
Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover
Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 2,151
Paul F. Tompkins - Airport Security
It turns out you are not allowed to bring a bomb onto an airplane.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,674
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,074
Paul F. Tompkins - The Weatherman
Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 866
Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear
Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,901
Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads
New dads can be the worst.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (641)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 1,929
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,989
Gary Valentine - Spiders
What does a spider do all day?
Tags: Gary Valentine (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 09/30/01
Views: 4,027
