It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (23), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Views: 2,779
Posted: 09/04/1998
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), technology (179)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,627
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,295
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,992
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,175
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,080
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,333
Jamie Kennedy - Sleeping on an Airplane
Maybe if the pilot stopped talking, you could get some rest.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,438
Julius Sharpe - Plane Hijacking
Everyone should just go along with it if their plane gets hijacked.
Tags: Julius Sharpe (1), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/01/04
Views: 295
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 971
Paul F. Tompkins - The Weatherman
Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 868
Scott Henry - Going Home
Milwaukee is stuck in 1965.
Tags: Scott Henry (2), men/women (919), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/27/99
Views: 296
Damon Wayans - Special Species
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
Tags: Damon Wayans (12), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,168
Billy D. Washington - Dog Flight
Flight attendants used to be good looking.
Tags: Billy D. Washington (1), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 10/18/01
Views: 1,963
Chris Fairbanks - Apologies for Montana
People have some strange assumptions about what it's like to be from Montana.
Tags: Chris Fairbanks (2), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 756
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 20,904
