If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Views: 808
Posted: 03/13/2002
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), technology (179)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,623
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,290
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,992
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,174
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,075
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,332
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,779
Rickey Smiley - Amazing Grace
White churches get out on time.
Tags: Rickey Smiley (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 10,511
Paul F. Tompkins - Picky Eaters
The deaths caused by the Irish potato famine could have been avoided.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,539
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,531
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,288
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), music (381)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,485
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,331
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,776
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,170
Dom Irrera - Honesty
A barber can't tell clients that they are human sloths.
Tags: Dom Irrera (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 2,480
RodMan - Civil Rights March
It's never a good time for a civil rights movement.
Tags: RodMan (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/23/06
Views: 2,828
