The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Views: 8,512
Posted: 03/13/2002
Paul F. Tompkins - Enough of That
Do not think that Paul F. Tompkins considers himself separate from the family of man.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), growing up (498), observational (363)
Posted: 06/12/10
Views: 7,495
Paul F. Tompkins - Buying a House
Paul F. Tompkins should have been planning for this a while ago -- not just today.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), money (599), storyteller (308)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 21,015
Paul F. Tompkins - Made a Mistake
Paul F. Tompkins gets drunk three hours before his party starts.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), drugs (492), friends (391)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 20,358
Paul F. Tompkins - Sexy Bee
If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), sex (1191), marriage (539)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 12,565
Paul F. Tompkins - Poor Story, Heather
Paul Tompkins likes to humanize the characters in his stories.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), work/office (430), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 6,135
Paul F. Tompkins - Movie Character Costumes
Paul F. Tompkins often sees people on Hollywood Boulevard dressed up in movie character costumes.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), movies (289), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 18,307
Paul F. Tompkins - True Stabbing Story
A guy dressed up like Freddy Krueger stabbed a dude.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), fights (148)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 7,515
Paul F. Tompkins - Cokehead Disco
Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), drugs (492), observational (363)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,145
Paul F. Tompkins - New Yorkers
You know what the number one topic of conversation among New Yorkers is? New York.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), observational (363), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,993
Paul F. Tompkins - Behind the Comedy
Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), alcohol (511), music (475)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 1,906
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), observational (363)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 9,850
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), money (599)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,719
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), drugs (492)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,643
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), observational (363)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 6,522
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,591
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), insults (285)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 11,643
Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover
Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), observational (363)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,180
Hugh Fink - The Violin
Hugh Fink pulls out the violin.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), Comedy Central Presents (2173), music (475)
Posted: 06/25/99
Views: 2,548
Paul F. Tompkins - Fantasy Camp
If you never got to go pro as a migrant worker, you can always go to fantasy camp.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), ethnic (867)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 1,623
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
