Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), technology (180)
Views: 8,972
Posted: 03/15/2007
Preview - Paul F. Tompkins - Movie Character Costumes
Paul F. Tompkins often sees people on Hollywood Boulevard dressed up in movie character costumes.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), movies (226), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (96)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 10,672
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,669
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), money (483)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,185
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), animals (441)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,478
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), imitations (800), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 4,439
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,276
Paul F. Tompkins - Phone Lover
Anticipated text messaging can be a beautiful thing.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), observational (335)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 2,386
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), money (483)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 5,185
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,276
Paul F. Tompkins - House Bear
Genetic engineering should be used to make big animals small.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), animals (441)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,044
Paul F. Tompkins - New Dads
New dads can be the worst.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), kids (650)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 2,331
Paul F. Tompkins - I'm Rich
Working in show business brings in a lot of money.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), money (483)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,609
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,669
Paul F. Tompkins - Jazz is Lousy
The only purpose jazz serves is making people feel stupid.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), music (383)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 2,696
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (26), Comedy Central Presents (1875), drugs (387)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,454
Paul F. Tompkins - Old Prank
The "gag peanut brittle" product got a hot new makeover.
