Every time the weatherman slips up, the anchorman is waiting to mock him.
Views: 2,208
Posted: 09/04/1998
Paul F. Tompkins - Enough of That
Do not think that Paul F. Tompkins considers himself separate from the family of man.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), growing up (498), observational (363)
Posted: 06/12/10
Views: 7,530
Paul F. Tompkins - Made a Mistake
Paul F. Tompkins gets drunk three hours before his party starts.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), drugs (492), friends (391)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 20,388
Paul F. Tompkins - Buying a House
Paul F. Tompkins should have been planning for this a while ago -- not just today.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), money (599), storyteller (308)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 21,120
Paul F. Tompkins - Poor Story, Heather
Paul Tompkins likes to humanize the characters in his stories.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), work/office (430), impressions (427)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 6,164
Paul F. Tompkins - True Stabbing Story
A guy dressed up like Freddy Krueger stabbed a dude.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178), fights (148)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 7,538
Paul F. Tompkins - Movie Character Costumes
Paul F. Tompkins often sees people on Hollywood Boulevard dressed up in movie character costumes.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), movies (289), John Oliver's New York Stand-Up Show (178)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 18,324
Paul F. Tompkins - Sexy Bee
If you were aroused by bees, seeing a woman dressed as a bee probably wouldn't do it for you.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), sex (1193), marriage (541)
Posted: 02/12/10
Views: 12,585
Paul F. Tompkins - Cokehead Disco
Have you ever walked away from a person on cocaine and remarked on what a pleasure he was to be around?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), drugs (492), observational (363)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,155
Paul F. Tompkins - New Yorkers
You know what the number one topic of conversation among New Yorkers is? New York.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), observational (363), Live at Gotham (340)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,003
Paul F. Tompkins - Behind the Comedy
Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), alcohol (511), music (475)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 1,913
Warren Thomas - El Nino
If you're running late for work, blame it on El Nino.
Tags: Warren Thomas (6), sex (1193), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 05/29/98
Views: 1,719
Andy Kindler - The Wet Stuff
Andy Kindler loves when a hurricane is downgraded to a tropical depression.
Tags: Andy Kindler (24), music (475), TV (461)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 1,800
Greg Giraldo - Illegal Alien Investment Banker
When was the last time someone lost a job to an illegal alien?
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2173), work/office (430)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 6,961
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (29), Comedy Central Presents (2173), animals (535)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 7,602
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew travels he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), Premium Blend (748), money (599)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 765
Kareem Matthews - Crazy Pets
There's something a little bit off about dogs from the shelter.
Tags: Kareem Matthews (2), ethnic (867), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/22/02
Views: 1,123
Harland Williams - Barbecue Recipe
Harland loves to barbecue.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Premium Blend (748), food (712)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,755
Kenny Rogerson - On the Road
Orange traffic cones are free.
Tags: Kenny Rogerson (4), money (599), parents (566)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,552
Eddie Brill - News Anchors
News anchors are so in love with themselves.
Tags: Eddie Brill (8), TV (461), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 4,048
Lewis Black - Weathermen
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
