Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
Filed under: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Views: 971
Posted: 09/04/1998
Paul F. Tompkins - Text Messages
Cell phones are great because they cut down on verbal communication.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), technology (179)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,616
Paul F. Tompkins - Balloon Shopping
Elegant Balloons is the best place to buy balloons.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 5,286
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (470)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,988
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 4,170
Paul F. Tompkins - Letters to Magazines
Why would anybody write a letter to a magazine?
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 4,071
Paul F. Tompkins - Crackle
Crack wouldn't be a problem if it was called "crackle."
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/13/02
Views: 3,331
Paul F. Tompkins - Daylight Saving Time
It's an hour. That's it. It's not that hard to get used to.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (23), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 2,775
Wali Collins - Woolworth's
At Woolworth's you could buy a pet and eat lunch in your underwear.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), imitations (787), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 457
Wali Collins - Bad Pets
Woolworth's was great because you got to buy a pet and lunch in the same place.
Tags: Wali Collins (3), food (550), parents (467)
Posted: 10/27/04
Views: 537
Jeff Stilson - Vet Bills
Fluffy might be cute, but he's not getting a liver transplant.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 445
Howard Kremer - Sneezing
If sneezing wasn't natural, guys would try to sell you Sneeze on the street.
Tags: Howard Kremer (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)
Posted: 04/05/07
Views: 1,291
Clinton Jackson - Cat on the Phone
What do you say when your wife puts you on the phone with the cat?
Tags: Clinton Jackson (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (730)
Posted: 05/20/04
Views: 1,423
Taylor Williamson - Labradoodle
A Labradoodle is the cutest dog you'll ever see in your life.
Tags: animals (439), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 251
Tom Papa - Bad News
They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,016
Lisa DeLarios - Paralyzed Pets
Paralyzed Pets: all of the lovin' and none of the runnin'.
Tags: Lisa DeLarios (3), men/women (919), kids (641)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 1,269
Sebastian Maniscalco - Doggie Santa
It's a dog -- let it be a dog.
Tags: Sebastian Maniscalco (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 01/17/08
Views: 6,604
Harland Williams - Oscar the Dog
A woman in the audience reveals that her dog can talk.
Tags: Harland Williams (35), Comedy Central Presents (1803), animals (439)
Posted: 06/23/05
Views: 1,419
