The FBI is here to freak us out.
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Fundamentalist Muslims and Americans just need to spend some time together.
With aging comes a loss of patience.
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.