The FBI is here to freak us out.
Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Fundamentalist Muslims and Americans just need to spend some time together.
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.
With aging comes a loss of patience.
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.