Nobody really cares that kids can do somersaults.
Michael Jackson rides around on a jetpack when he takes his kids to the mall.
The FBI is here to freak us out.
Homosexuals are hogging all the babies in Florida.
Chinese culture emphasizes humility.
With aging comes a loss of patience.
A kid in footy pajamas can rule the world.
A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.