Paul Kozlowski - The Holidays

Paul's mother turns into a dolphin.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 734

Greg brings his son to church.

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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 3,352

Like Santa Claus, Achmed has been making a list of people to kill twice.

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Posted: 09/25/11
Views: 44,380

Nobody can explain this holiday.

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Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 4,326

Ejaculating one minute into the sex act isn't funny.

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Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 1,248

Everybody loves Christmas -- except for people who don't believe that Jesus was the son of God.

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How long does it take you Christians to shop?

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Posted: 04/21/02
Views: 38,958

If you find baby Jesus, you get to put it in the manger scene.

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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,610

Achmed is incognito.

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Posted: 11/11/08
Views: 226,821

Achmed's life sucks.

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