Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), flying (149), dark (84)
Views: 314
Posted: 03/03/1996
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 892
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (384), death (212)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 872
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 604
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), pop culture (171)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 583
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), The A-List (486), America (167)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 447
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 394
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (212), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 381
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 353
Paul Provenza - Flying
Airlines should try advertising in a more realistic way.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), imitations (789), food (550)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 198
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (212), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 380
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), pop culture (171)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 583
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (384), death (212)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 872
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 603
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), imitations (789), health (540)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 308
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 892
Rondell Sheridan - Going to Win
Rondell Sheridan once lost $2,000 in eight minutes in Las Vegas.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), imitations (789), money (471)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 528
The Amazing Johnathan - Parents
The Amazing Johnathan waited nine long years before killing his mom and dad.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), family (582), growing up (423)
Posted: 06/05/02
Views: 1,219
Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble
Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.
Tags: Ron White (18), Premium Blend (749), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 20,873
