These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), dating (651)
Views: 645
Posted: 03/03/1996
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (387), death (217)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 935
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), kids (652)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 924
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), pop culture (172)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 628
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), The A-List (486), America (169)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 464
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), religion (342)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 459
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (217), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 430
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 409
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 391
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), imitations (801), health (550)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 353
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 391
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), imitations (801), health (550)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 353
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (217), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 430
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), kids (652)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 924
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (387), death (217)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 935
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), pop culture (172)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 628
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (155), dark (84)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 322
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), religion (342)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 459
Rondell Sheridan - Unconscious in a Bed
People snore in different ways.
Tags: Rondell Sheridan (8), Week (1001), men/women (950)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 853
Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
