All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Religion is basically show business.
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Paul gets some interesting fan mail.
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.