All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Religion is basically show business.
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.