America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), kids (653)
Views: 925
Posted: 03/03/1996
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (387), death (217)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 937
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), dating (651)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 645
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), pop culture (172)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 629
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), The A-List (486), America (169)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 464
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), religion (343)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 460
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (217), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 431
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 409
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 391
Paul Provenza - Pet Cat
If only humans could be as honest and expressive as cats.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), imitations (803), health (550)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 353
Marc Maron - Old Guy
Marc is candid about feeling old during sex.
Tags: Marc Maron (32), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 857
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), health (550)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 391
David Feldman - Sex Education
Sex education begins at home.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 813
Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.
What are we teaching our children?
Tags: Louis Katz (2), Week (1001), kids (653)
Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,806
Ty Barnett - New Birth Control
There should be restrictions on who can breed.
Tags: Ty Barnett (10), Comedy Central Presents (1892), Week (1001)
Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,133
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), Week (1001), dating (651)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 645
Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), Week (1001), imitations (803)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,827
David Feldman - Treat our Teachers Better
We have to treat our teachers better.
Tags: David Feldman (14), Comedy Central Presents (1892), kids (653)
Posted: 06/19/03
Views: 931
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (653), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 502
Rickey Smiley - Principal
You're not supposed to laugh at disabilities.
