Religion is basically show business.
Filed under: Paul Provenza (15), parents (467), religion (341)
Views: 199
Posted: 10/08/1996
Paul Provenza - Teach Masturbation
America wants to find a way to keep kids in school, right?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), kids (642)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 892
Paul Provenza - Funny Ways to Die
People shouldn't get so offended at jokes about death.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), TV (384), death (212)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 872
Paul Provenza - Modern Love Making
These days, you have no idea who has what disease.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 604
Paul Provenza - Vegas Is a Family Town
Poker chips, pogs -- what's the difference, really?
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), pop culture (171)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 583
Paul Provenza - Stupid People
Everything in our society goes to the lowest common denominator.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), The A-List (486), America (167)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 447
Paul Provenza - Windex
We pay the price for other people's stupidity all the time.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), health (540), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 396
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 394
Paul Provenza - Psychokinetic Powers
Stopping a clock isn't the same as stopping a train.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), death (212), physical humor (202)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 381
Paul Provenza - Safe Sex
They should give condoms away in cereal boxes.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 353
Paul Provenza - In Case of an Emergency
Dead passengers may also be used as flotation devices.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), flying (149), dark (84)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 314
Paul Provenza - Holy Loophole
All Jesus does is bitch, moan and whine.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), sex (983), religion (341)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 394
Richard Lewis - Cable Television
Cable is where television is at right now.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (486), parents (467)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 75
Jeffrey Ross - Dickie Smalls
Dickie Smalls is here to say less is more, ladies.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (983), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/24/98
Views: 897
Louis C.K. - Bob Tyler
So far, Bob Tyler has only wrestled Jews.
Tags: Louis C.K. (21), animals (439), music (381)
Posted: 11/22/99
Views: 344
Scott Thompson - Kids in the Hall
Scott used to try to get the Kids in the Hall to dress in pantsuits and lip gloss.
Tags: sex (983), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 05/22/99
Views: 130
Paul Provenza - Northern Exposure
Paul gets some interesting fan mail.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), animals (439), TV (384)
Posted: 10/08/96
Views: 103
Mo Mandel - Marrying Within the Faith
Mo's mom wants him to marry a Jewish girl.
Tags: Mo Mandel (6), marriage (447), religion (341)
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 14,670
Julia Sweeney - God
Julia plans on asking God some atypical questions.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), growing up (423), religion (341)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 572
Julia Sweeney - Jesus
The Mormon church's Jesus Christ looks kind of like Brad Pitt.
Tags: Julia Sweeney (5), religion (341), Pulp Comics (88)
Posted: 08/03/98
Views: 454
Adam Ferrara - Passover Seder
Does Elijah drive a Mercedes?
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 05/20/09
Views: 1,673
