If you're trying to jam an entire pizza into a toaster, you need help.
Views: 738
Posted: 01/17/2000
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Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
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Men are the dunces of the universe.
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Views: 1,152
Penelope Lombard - Godzilla
The movie wasn't that bad, but they made the monster too big.
Tags: Penelope Lombard (2), sex (1193), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 908
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If not fat, then what's in it?
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Views: 1,078
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Late night infomercials can make even flashlights seem daunting.
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Hypocrisy is rampant in advertising.
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Views: 5,457
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Delivering food has to be the most unpredictable job out there.
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Views: 1,648
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Commercials make it seem like life begins with herpes.
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Posted: 01/08/04
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Chris Hardwick - Massage
Chris' penis is like a retarded little brother.
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Views: 3,130
Dane Cook - Discovery Channel
How did Dane end up watching this channel for so long?
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Posted: 06/12/98
Views: 25,781
Gary Valentine - Cologne Ads
Why do they always have to whisper?
