Why put a dog on your Christmas card for no reason?
Pete won't fight for his wife or himself.
Drink, but don't drink yourself out of the game.
No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
If your woman gets angry at some bigger guy, you may be in danger.
The guitar is hard. The bongos are easy.
Instructional sex tapes have dumb advice.
Pete Correale won't fight for himself -- or for a woman.